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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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