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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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