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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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