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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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