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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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