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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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