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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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