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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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