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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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