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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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