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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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