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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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