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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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