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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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