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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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