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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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