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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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