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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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