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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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