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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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