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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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