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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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