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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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