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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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