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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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