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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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