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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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