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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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