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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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