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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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