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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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