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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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