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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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