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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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