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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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