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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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