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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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