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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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