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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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