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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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