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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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