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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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