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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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