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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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