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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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