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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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