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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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