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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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