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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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