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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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