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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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