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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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