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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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