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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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