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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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