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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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