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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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