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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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