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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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